while waiting in line to get a picture copied for my sunbeams
on Sunday, Blake and I were approached by
a lady in our ward. the conversation went
like this:
"did you guys find a ripe pineapple?"
{blake and i had been looking for a pineapple
saturday night}
"uh...yes, we think we did"
{sounding a bit confused}
"i watched you guys for a while. while you were picking one out. it was so cute. you would pick one up,
smell it, and hand it to the other"
{this would have been fine and "un-creepy" had she said "hi" to us in the store--she did not}
she continued:
"oh i love new married couples"
i did not know that picking out pineapple was something "cute" to do with your new spouse--but
apparently it is.
NOTE: don't creepily watch people pick out pineapple...and then tell them the next day that you were watching them. stop being a creep or stop watch people pick out pineapple.
