Dear Septum,
Why did you deviate? Why couldn't you have formed straight--the way you were supposed to? You leave me no choice but to have you fixed. Tomorrow I will need your full cooperation as I expect this surgery to go smoothly. Also, if you wouldn't mind healing quickly that would also help. I have beaches to go to, friends coming to visit, family members to talk to and lessons to teach. Let's work together to make this as simple as possible.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Laura Collins
Sorry! Steven did not love that surgery. I am sure you will do better since you are a woman, and it is a well known fact men are whimps when it comes to sickness or surgery.
ReplyDeletegood luck. hope it goes smoothly.
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